The apocalypse: the day after

So it’s December 22, 2012. In fact, in many parts of the world, it’s already December 23.  Obviously, the world didn’t end. Or it did, and the pre-apocalypse world was so shitty nothing changed after the world ended.

Either way, we’re all still here.

Not gonna lie, I’m a little disappointed about the lack of raining fire and brimstone. And about the lack of a phantom planet becoming an un-phantom. (How rude, Nibiru.)

Okay, okay, in all seriousness, I didn’t think the apocalypse was going to happen anyway. I figured we’d all still be here on December 22, and yep, here we are.

Unfortunately for me, though, this lack of apocalypse means I have to actually brave the mall to finish my Christmas shopping. Have you guys been in a mall lately? Have you been in a mall parking lot lately?

Yeah, exactly. I think I’d rather have the apocalypse.

In case I don’t make it out of the mall tomorrow, I want to wish you all a happy holiday season! All the best in 2013!

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